analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

(Outlander Recap)

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

darkphoenixsaga:

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah
me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

parchmentsandquills:

booksandhotchocolate:

You know you read too much when you can spot a plot twist long before it even happens. 

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That gif is so accurate.

jmrichards:

North and South + text posts, for Thornsday!

Bonus:

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